Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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