Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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