I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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