have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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