stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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