the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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