i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
