If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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