: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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