that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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