It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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