She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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