Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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