Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Can Purell be used as lube?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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