And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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