i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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