That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
