Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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