How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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