yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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