maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
well you can't waste a boner
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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