Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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