He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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