i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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