Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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