I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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