im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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