He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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