I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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