its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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