Have you finally orgasmed yet?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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