9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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