Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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