So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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