Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
of course. lets lasso hookers.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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