she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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