goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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