I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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