no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize