its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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