I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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