So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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