We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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