Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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