I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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