they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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