Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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