Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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