no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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