Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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