Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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